"I've got no armour left. You can come and go as you please."

"I have faith in you, Samantha."

"Can we just wait a while?"

"With the money from your christmas gift, I'm buying a lethal amount of alcohol."

"Nobody realizes how close we really are."

"When did the sprouting of your balls begin?"

"That cardboard cow, you know the cow.... that moos, and when you open him....you ....win"

"Just poke him - he's so friendly"