Tuesday, April 10, 2007

so this is literature..

we used to call it running with the extinct, but they're kind of all dead now... so now, we call this running with the endangered. of the billions upon billions of species that one could usually find just about anywhere one went, only a few remain... i believe the last number was 137,982, outside of domesticated ones, but i would probably be wrong seeing as the number changes every other minute.

the signs here used to say welcome to mexico. the humans who live here used to say welcome to infierno, for all you non-hispanics that might mean 'hell'. these days the signs say welcome to el santuario, loosly translating to mean 'the sanctuary', obviously a name like mexico wasn't working anymore, and hell was loosing it's touch.

you see, there isn't anymore animals anywhere but here. climate change and all that global warming kung-fooey crap, really fucked things up on the planet, and not too long after those yankee idiots decided to do something about it, all animal migration patterns were already starting and ending in el santuario. Pretty soon, everything just stopped migrating, and lived their full lives here... which was obviously only sustainable for a few hundred thousand species.

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